Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 8th September 2011

Dilbert//8181, first published fifteen years ago on Thursday 8th September 2011

Tags

computer software computers & peripherals conversation risk assessment tools communicate enhance sector

Official transcript

Man: We need to enhance our sector-relevant support for a suite of integrated risk assessment tools. Do you understand? Dilbert: Maybe. Is your point that you don't know how to communicate? Man: No. Dilbert: Oh. Then I didn't get it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE NEED TO ENHANCE OUR SECTOR-RELEVANT SUPPORT FOR A SUITE OF INTEGRATED RISK ASSESSMENT TOOLS.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

MAYBE. IS YOUR POINT THAT YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO COMMUNICATE?

NO.

.

THEN I DIDN'T GET IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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