Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 20th September 2011

Dilbert//8193, first published fifteen years ago on Tuesday 20th September 2011

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commerce joking market share increase market share good sense of humor

Official transcript

CEO: Our strategy is to increase market share. Dilbert: I'm confused. I spent all last year trying to decrease our market share. Was that effort wasted? Don't worry. Wally told me he has a good sense of humor. Wally: I'm not reliable.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR STRATEGY IS TO INCREASE MARKET SHARE.

MARKET SHARE I'M CONFUSED. I SPENT ALL LAST YEAR TRYING TO DECREASE OUR MARKET SHARE.

WAS THAT EFFORT WASTED?

DON'T WORRY.

WALLY TOLD ME HE HAS A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR.

IM NOT RELIABLE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Market Share"

Summary:

The comic strip features a company meeting where the CEO presents a strategy to increase market share. However, the employees are confused and skeptical, questioning the effort and effectiveness of the plan. The CEO's response is humorous, as he reveals that he has been trying to decrease market share all along. The employees are shocked and amused by this revelation, and the meeting ends with a sense of irony and humor.

Key Points:

• The CEO presents a strategy to increase market share.
• Employees are confused and skeptical about the plan.
• The CEO reveals that he has been trying to decrease market share all along.
• The employees are shocked and amused by this revelation.
• The meeting ends with a sense of irony and humor.

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