Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 20th September 2011

Dilbert//8193, first published fifteen years ago on Tuesday 20th September 2011

Tags

commerce joking market share increase market share good sense of humor

Official transcript

CEO: Our strategy is to increase market share. Dilbert: I'm confused. I spent all last year trying to decrease our market share. Was that effort wasted? Don't worry. Wally told me he has a good sense of humor. Wally: I'm not reliable.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR STRATEGY IS TO INCREASE MARKET SHARE.

MARKET SHARE I'M CONFUSED. I SPENT ALL LAST YEAR TRYING TO DECREASE OUR MARKET SHARE.

WAS THAT EFFORT WASTED?

DON'T WORRY.

WALLY TOLD ME HE HAS A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR.

IM NOT RELIABLE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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