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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 6th October 2011

Dilbert//8209, first published fifteen years ago on Thursday 6th October 2011


Tags

computers & peripherals gadgets hardware robotic arms hold coffee cups industry changing products


Official transcript

Wally: One percent of engineers create all of the industry - changing products. I propose replacing the other 99% with robotic arms that hold coffee cups. You won't see any of the laggards in the 99% come up with great ideas like this one.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

ONE PERCENT OF ENGINEERS CREATE ALL OF THE INDUSTRY- CHANGING PRODUCTS.

99% I PROPOSE REPLACING THE OTHER 99% WITH ROBOTIC ARMS THAT HOLD COFFEE CUPS.

YOU WON'T SEE ANY OF THE LAGGARDS IN THE 99% COME UP WITH GREAT IDEAS LIKE THIS ONE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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