Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 8th October 2011

Dilbert//8211, first published fifteen years ago on Saturday 8th October 2011

Tags

doctors employees medicines nice guys paid less aggressive jerks offer raise testosterone injections illegal dangerous unethical tiny income business

Official transcript

Dilbert: Studies show that nice guys get paid less than aggressive jerks. Dogbert: Maybe you should offer your doctor 10% of your next raise if he gives you testosterone injections. Dilbert: That would be illegal, dangerous, and unethical. Dogbert: Said the man with the tiny income.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

STUDIES SHOW THAT NICE GUYS GET PAID LESS THAN AGGRESSIVE JERKS.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD OFFER YOUR DOCTOR 10% OF YOUR NEXT RAISE IF HE GIVES YOU TESTOSTERONE INJECTIONS.

THAT WOULD BE ILLEGAL, DANGEROUS, AND UNETHICAL.

SAID THE MAN WITH THE TINY INCOME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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