Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 8th October 2011

Dilbert//8211, first published fifteen years ago on Saturday 8th October 2011

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doctors employees medicines nice guys paid less aggressive jerks offer raise testosterone injections illegal dangerous unethical tiny income business

Official transcript

Dilbert: Studies show that nice guys get paid less than aggressive jerks. Dogbert: Maybe you should offer your doctor 10% of your next raise if he gives you testosterone injections. Dilbert: That would be illegal, dangerous, and unethical. Dogbert: Said the man with the tiny income.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

STUDIES SHOW THAT NICE GUYS GET PAID LESS THAN AGGRESSIVE JERKS.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD OFFER YOUR DOCTOR 10% OF YOUR NEXT RAISE IF HE GIVES YOU TESTOSTERONE INJECTIONS.

THAT WOULD BE ILLEGAL, DANGEROUS, AND UNETHICAL.

SAID THE MAN WITH THE TINY INCOME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Cost of Being Nice"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2011, features Dilbert and his dog Dogbert engaging in a conversation about the consequences of being nice. The conversation begins with Dilbert stating that studies show that nice guys get paid less than aggressive jerks. Dogbert responds by suggesting that Dilbert should offer his doctor 10% of his next raise if he gives him testosterone injections. Dilbert is shocked and asks if this would be illegal, dangerous, and unethical. Dogbert retorts that it would be "the man with the tiny income." The comic strip humorously highlights the idea that being nice may not always be beneficial, especially in a competitive work environment.

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