Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 17th October 2011

Dilbert//8220, first published fifteen years ago on Monday 17th October 2011

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writing writing materials five technology plan plan for ceo pie chart

Official transcript

Boss: I need you to put together a five-year technology plan for our CEO. Dilbert: Sure. How about "tomorrow will be the same as today, and next year will be all flying cars and whatnot."

Boss: Word it up and put a bow on it. Dilbert: I'll add a pie chart for the sizzle.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED YOU TO PUT TOGETHER A FIVE - YEAR TECHNOLOGY PLAN FOR OUR CEO.

SURE.

HOW ABOUT "TOMORROW WILL BE THE SAME AS TODAY, AND NEXT YEAR WILL BE ALL FLYING CARS AND WHATNOT."

WORD IT UP AND PUT A BOW ON IT.

I'LL ADD A PIE CHART FOR THE SIZZLE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Flying Cars and Whatnot"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between Dilbert, a cartoon character, and his boss. The boss asks Dilbert to create a five-year technology plan for the CEO, but instead of providing a serious response, Dilbert proposes a series of absurd and unrelated ideas, including flying cars, sizzle, pie charts, and whatnot. The boss is left confused and frustrated by Dilbert's response, highlighting the absurdity and humor in the situation.

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