Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 17th October 2011

Dilbert//8220, first published fifteen years ago on Monday 17th October 2011

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writing writing materials five technology plan plan for ceo pie chart

Official transcript

Boss: I need you to put together a five-year technology plan for our CEO. Dilbert: Sure. How about "tomorrow will be the same as today, and next year will be all flying cars and whatnot."

Boss: Word it up and put a bow on it. Dilbert: I'll add a pie chart for the sizzle.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED YOU TO PUT TOGETHER A FIVE - YEAR TECHNOLOGY PLAN FOR OUR CEO.

SURE.

HOW ABOUT "TOMORROW WILL BE THE SAME AS TODAY, AND NEXT YEAR WILL BE ALL FLYING CARS AND WHATNOT."

WORD IT UP AND PUT A BOW ON IT.

I'LL ADD A PIE CHART FOR THE SIZZLE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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