Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 22nd October 2011

Dilbert//8225, first published fifteen years ago on Saturday 22nd October 2011

Tags

crimes criminals elbonian minister of commerce leave no eveidence connects crime bribe him kill him

Official transcript

CEO: I need you to bribe an Elbonian minister of commerce and leave no evidence that connects the crime to our company. Dogbert: The only way to do that is to bribe him and kill him at the same time. CEO: I did not think this through. Dogbert: And obviously I'll need to do you first.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED YOU TO BRIBE AN ELBONIAN MINISTER OF COMMERCE AND LEAVE NO EVIDENCE THAT CONNECTS THE CRIME TO OUR COMPANY.

THE ONLY WAY TO DO THAT IS TO BRIBE HIM AND KILL HIM AT THE SAME TIME.

I DID NOT THINK THIS THROUGH.

AND OBVIOUSLY I'LL NEED TO DO YOU FIRST.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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