Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 25th October 2011

Dilbert//8228, first published fifteen years ago on Tuesday 25th October 2011

Tags

big business meetings succession plan awesome and charismatic replace you bag of moss

Official transcript

CEO: We need a succession plan. I'm so awesome and charismatic that the company would be in trouble if I were to leave. Alice: I wouldn't worry about it. It's not as if you invented anything. We could replace you with a bag of moss. Dilbert: He got quiet. Alice: See? Moss can totally do that.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE NEED A SUCCESSION PLAN. I'M SO AWESOME AND CHARISMATIC THAT THE COMPANY WOULD BE IN TROUBLE IF I WERE TO LEAVE.

I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT. IT'S NOT AS IF YOU INVENTED ANYTHING. WE COULD REPLACE YOU WITH A BAG OF MOSS.

HE GOT QUIET.

SEE? MOSS CAN TOTALLY DO THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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