Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 9th November 2011

Dilbert//8243, first published fifteen years ago on Wednesday 9th November 2011

Tags

anger envy big promotion congratulations not jealous good work art of full body lying

Official transcript

Ted: Hey, Alice! Did you hear about my big promotion? Alice: Congratulations, Ted. I'm not jealous at all. Keep up the good work. Sorry about my face. I haven't mastered the art of full-body lying.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HEY, ALICE!

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT MY BIG PROMOTION?

CONGRATULATIONS, TED. I'M NOT JEALOUS AT ALL. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.

(CED SORRY ABOUT MY FACE. I HAVEN'T MASTERED THE ART OF FULL-BODY LYING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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