Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 14th December 2011

Dilbert//8278, first published fifteen years ago on Wednesday 14th December 2011

Tags

ignorance (knowledge) elbonian factory hysterical blindness hats long hats elbonian conveyor belt

Official transcript

Dilbert: We have a safety problem at our Elbonian factory. We're getting reports of hysterical blindness. They don't what's causing it. Elbonian: I can't see!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE HAVE A SAFETY PROBLEM AT OUR ELBONIAN FACTORY.

WE'RE GETTING REPORTS OF HYSTERICAL BLIND NESS. THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT'S CAUSING IT.

I CAN'T SEE!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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