Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 23rd December 2011

Dilbert//8287, first published fifteen years ago on Friday 23rd December 2011

Tags

big business cost & standard of living green goals recycling bins company documents corporate secuirty blue recycling bins same policies

Official transcript

Boss: To reach our green goals, employees must always use the blue recycling bins for company documents. To satisfy our corporate security guidelines, never put company documents in the blue recycling bins. Dilbert: You read those same policies to us last week. Boss: I don't know how to get rid of them.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TO REACH OUR GREEN GOALS, EMPLOYEES MUST ALWAYS USE THE BLUE RECYCLING BINS FOR COMPANY DOCUMENTS.

TO SATISFY OUR CORPORATE SECURITY GUIDELINES, NEVER PUT COMPANY DOCUMENTS IN THE BLUE RECYCLING BINS.

YOU READ THOSE SAME POLICIES TO US LAST WEEK.

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET RID OF THEM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Green Goals and Corporate Security"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a meeting where employees are discussing their company's green goals. The conversation takes a turn when one employee suggests that the blue recycling bins should be used for company documents, as per the corporate security guidelines. However, another employee points out that they have not read those guidelines in a while and are unsure how to get rid of the documents.

Key Points:

• The company is trying to achieve green goals by using blue recycling bins.
• Employees are supposed to use the recycling bins for company documents, as per corporate security guidelines.
• One employee is unsure how to get rid of the documents because they have not read the guidelines in a while.
• The conversation highlights the importance of following company policies and guidelines to achieve green goals and maintain corporate security.

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