Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 23rd December 2011

Dilbert//8287, first published fifteen years ago on Friday 23rd December 2011

Tags

big business cost & standard of living green goals recycling bins company documents corporate secuirty blue recycling bins same policies

Official transcript

Boss: To reach our green goals, employees must always use the blue recycling bins for company documents. To satisfy our corporate security guidelines, never put company documents in the blue recycling bins. Dilbert: You read those same policies to us last week. Boss: I don't know how to get rid of them.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TO REACH OUR GREEN GOALS, EMPLOYEES MUST ALWAYS USE THE BLUE RECYCLING BINS FOR COMPANY DOCUMENTS.

TO SATISFY OUR CORPORATE SECURITY GUIDELINES, NEVER PUT COMPANY DOCUMENTS IN THE BLUE RECYCLING BINS.

YOU READ THOSE SAME POLICIES TO US LAST WEEK.

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET RID OF THEM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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