Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 30th January 2012

Dilbert//8325, first published fourteen years ago on Monday 30th January 2012

Tags

complaining conversation ask ed dumb guy liar bad breath braggaty large pores combover describe me behind my back insecure guy steers conversation

Official transcript

Alice: You should ask Ed about this. Carol: Is Ed the dumb guy who talks too much or the liar with the bad breath? Alice: He's the braggart with large pores and a combover. Dilbert: Wow. How do you describe me behind my back? Carol: You're the insecure guy who steers the conversation to himself.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU SHOULD ASK ED ABOUT THIS.

IS ED THE DUMB GUY WHO TALKS TOO MUCH OR THE LIAR WITH THE BAD BREATH?

HE'S THE BRAGGAR T WITH LARGE PORES AND A COMBOVER.

wOW.

HOW DO YOU DESCRIBE ME BEHIND MY BACK?

YOU'RE THE INSECURE GUY WHO STEERS THE CONVERSATION TO HIMSELF.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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