Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 6th February 2012

Dilbert//8332, first published fourteen years ago on Monday 6th February 2012

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monsters office equipment email servers ancestral hime reduce expenses data vampires exagerration fiber optic

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Transylbonia data suckers

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I MOVED OUR EMAIL SERVERS TO MY ANCESTRAL HOME OF TRANSYLBONIA TO REDUCE EXPENSES.

YOU MIGHT HAVE HEARD RUMORS THAT ALL TRANSYLBONIANS ARE DATA VAMPIRES, BUT I ASSURE YOU IT'S AN EXAGGERATION.

"THERE'S THIS ONE GUY, DOUG.

DUDE!

IT'S FIBER - OPTIC!

IT'S REALLY NOT MY THING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Data Vampires"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a conversation between coworkers at an office desk. The discussion centers around the notion that all transylbonians are data vampires, a claim that is met with skepticism. One employee jokingly suggests that the company's email servers have been relocated to their ancestral home of Transylvania to reduce expenses. The conversation is lighthearted and humorous, with the employees engaging in a playful exchange of ideas and witty remarks. The strip's tone is comedic and satirical, poking fun at the idea of data vampires and the absurdity of corporate decision-making.

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