Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 6th February 2012

Dilbert//8332, first published fourteen years ago on Monday 6th February 2012

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Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Transylbonia data suckers

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I MOVED OUR EMAIL SERVERS TO MY ANCESTRAL HOME OF TRANSYLBONIA TO REDUCE EXPENSES.

YOU MIGHT HAVE HEARD RUMORS THAT ALL TRANSYLBONIANS ARE DATA VAMPIRES, BUT I ASSURE YOU IT'S AN EXAGGERATION.

"THERE'S THIS ONE GUY, DOUG.

DUDE!

IT'S FIBER - OPTIC!

IT'S REALLY NOT MY THING.

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