Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 19th February 2012

Dilbert//8345, first published fourteen years ago on Sunday 19th February 2012

Tags

charge customers free features customers abusive realtionship move in direction put up with

Official transcript

Boss: We've decided to charge customers for features they currently get for free. Dilbert: Um... Have you considered how our customers might react? Boss: Obviously. Wally: I'd like to hear how that reasoning process went. Boss: Fine. Customers love us and they will put up with anything we dish out. Wally: So... It's sort of an abusive relationship? Boss: Not yet, but we're trying to move in that direction.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WEVE DECIDED TO CHARGE CUSTOMERS FOR FEATURES THEY CURRENTLY GET FOR FREE.

UM... HAVE YOU CONSIDERED HOW OUR CUSTOMERS MIGHT REACT?

OBVIOUSLY.

ID LIKE TO HEAR HOW THAT REASONING PROCESS WENT.

FINE.

CUSTOMERS LOVE US AND THEY WILL PUT UP WITH ANYTHING WE DISH OUT.

50... IT 5 SORT OF AN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP?

NOT YET, BUT WERE TRYING TO MOVE IN THAT DIRECTION

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