Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 22nd February 2012

Dilbert//8348, first published fourteen years ago on Wednesday 22nd February 2012

Tags

frustration mobile (cell) phones dead battery charge cell phone too busy no time

Official transcript

Co-worker: You never answer when I call your cell. Wally: My battery is dead. Co-worker: Maybe you should charge it for once. Wally: I don't have time for that. Co-worker: What do you do all day that makes you so busy? Wally: For starters, I have this conversation a lot.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU NEVER ANSWER WHEN I CALL YOUR CELL.

MY BATTERY IS DEAD.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD CHARGE IT FOR ONCE.

I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT.

WHAT DO YOU DO ALL DAY THAT MAKES YOU SO BUSY?

11/ FOR STARTERS, I HAVE THIS CONVERSATION A LOT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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