Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 26th February 2012

Dilbert//8352, first published fourteen years ago on Sunday 26th February 2012

Tags

secretary busy day phone rings lunch meetings bad timing

Open source transcript

DONT TALK TO ME NOW. IM TRYING TO THINK.

ONE HOUR LATER IM ON THE PHONE.

TWO HOURS LATER I'M LATE FOR A MEETING.

THREE HOURS LATER COME BACK WHEN I'M NOT BUSY.

FOUR HOURS LATER PLEASE, I'M TRYING TO EAT MY LUNCH FIVE HOURS LATER OKAY, THIS IS A PERFECT TIME. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

OKAY, RING I THINK YOUR PROBLEM IS BAD TIMING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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