Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 25th March 2012

Dilbert//8380, first published fourteen years ago on Sunday 25th March 2012

Tags

office equipment upgrades servers upgrade some guard all

Official transcript

Dilbert: We need to upgrade some of our servers. Coworker: That's dumb. We upgraded two of them last week. Dilbert: Right now we need to upgrade the rest of them. Coworker: Then why did you say we have to upgrade all of them? Dilbert: Well, I didn't. But I think we all agree on what needs to be done. Coworker: Not if you insist on upgrading the servers we already upgraded last week. Dilbert: Gaaaa!!! Kill me with a comet!!! Coworker: Does he ever say anything that makes sense? Wally: There's no way to be sure.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE NEED TO UPGRADE SOME OF OUR SERVERS THAT'S DUMB.

WE UPGRADED TWO OF THEM LAST WEEK.

RIGHT. NOW WE NEED TO UPGRADE THE REST OF THEM THEN WHY DID YOU SAY WE HAVE TO UPGRADE ALL OF THEM?

WELL, I DIDNT.

BUT I THINK WE ALL AGREE ON WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE.

NOT IF YOU INSIST ON UPGRADING THE SERVERS WE ALREADY UPGRADED LAST WEEK.

GAAAA!!!

KILL ME WITH A COMET!!!

DOES HE EVER SAY ANYTHING THAT MAKES SENSE?

THERE'S NO WAY SURE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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