Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 25th March 2012

Dilbert//8380, first published fourteen years ago on Sunday 25th March 2012

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Tags

office equipment upgrades servers upgrade some guard all

Official transcript

Dilbert: We need to upgrade some of our servers. Coworker: That's dumb. We upgraded two of them last week. Dilbert: Right now we need to upgrade the rest of them. Coworker: Then why did you say we have to upgrade all of them? Dilbert: Well, I didn't. But I think we all agree on what needs to be done. Coworker: Not if you insist on upgrading the servers we already upgraded last week. Dilbert: Gaaaa!!! Kill me with a comet!!! Coworker: Does he ever say anything that makes sense? Wally: There's no way to be sure.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE NEED TO UPGRADE SOME OF OUR SERVERS THAT'S DUMB.

WE UPGRADED TWO OF THEM LAST WEEK.

RIGHT. NOW WE NEED TO UPGRADE THE REST OF THEM THEN WHY DID YOU SAY WE HAVE TO UPGRADE ALL OF THEM?

WELL, I DIDNT.

BUT I THINK WE ALL AGREE ON WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE.

NOT IF YOU INSIST ON UPGRADING THE SERVERS WE ALREADY UPGRADED LAST WEEK.

GAAAA!!!

KILL ME WITH A COMET!!!

DOES HE EVER SAY ANYTHING THAT MAKES SENSE?

THERE'S NO WAY SURE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Upgrading Servers"

Summary:

The comic strip follows the conversation between Dilbert and his colleagues about upgrading their servers. The conversation starts with Dilbert stating that they need to upgrade some of their servers, but his colleague disagrees, saying they have already upgraded them last week. Dilbert insists that they need to upgrade the rest of them, but his colleague is skeptical.

As the conversation progresses, it becomes clear that the colleagues are not on the same page. One of them is unsure about the need for upgrades, while another is convinced that they have already done enough. The comic strip pokes fun at the confusion and disagreements that can arise when trying to make decisions about technology upgrades.

Key Points:

Dilbert wants to upgrade some of the servers.
Colleagues disagree, citing that they have already upgraded them last week.
Dilbert insists that they need to upgrade the rest of them.
Colleagues are unsure or skeptical about the need for upgrades.
The comic strip highlights the challenges of making decisions about technology upgrades.

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