Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 3rd April 2012

Dilbert//8389, first published fourteen years ago on Tuesday 3rd April 2012

Tags

prosperity cash cow cow making money utter

Official transcript

Dilbert: Hey, you must be the cash cow I keep hearing about. You must be making cash right now! Cash Cow: It doesn't work every time.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HEY, YOU MUST BE THE CASH COW I KEEP HEARING ABOUT.

YOU MUST BE MAKING CASH RIGHT NOW!

280) IT DOESN'T WORK EVERY TIME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Cash Cow"

Summary:

• A cow is being used as a cash cow, but it's not working.
• The cow is being asked to keep hearing about being a cash cow.
• The cow is frustrated and doesn't work every time.

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