Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 23rd April 2012

Dilbert//8409, first published fourteen years ago on Monday 23rd April 2012

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business ethics lawyers & attorneys apps contact information users address books data office desk meeting store data business

Official transcript

Coworker: Please tell me our apps don't steal contact information from our users' address books. Boss: We upload the data but we don't store it. Coworker: That's like saying I can date your wife if I put a bag over her head. Boss: That could work. Coworker: I don't think I'm getting through to you.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

PLEASE TELL ME OUR APPS DON'T STEAL CONTACT INFORMATION FROM USERS' ADDRESS BOOKS.

WE UPLOAD THE DATA BUT WE DON'T STORE IT.

THAT'S LIKE SAYING I CAN DATE YOUR WIFE IF I PUT A BAG OVER HER HEAD.

THAT COULD WORK.

I DON'T THINK IM GETTING THROUGH TO YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "App Privacy Concerns"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a conversation between Dilbert and his boss, Wally, regarding the company's data storage policies.

• Dilbert expresses concerns about the company's apps collecting and storing personal data, citing a lack of transparency.
• Wally dismisses these concerns, stating that the company only stores data that could be useful for dating purposes.
• Dilbert is skeptical, questioning the need for such data collection.
• The conversation highlights the tension between employee concerns and management's priorities, with Wally prioritizing the company's interests over employee privacy.

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