Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 29th April 2012

Dilbert//8415, first published fourteen years ago on Sunday 29th April 2012

Tags

therapist therapy couch complaining turn tables shrink session husband pad

Open source transcript

PEOPLE ALWAYS TRY TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME.

I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

I LOST FIVE POUNDS AND MY HUSBAND DIDN'T NOTICE!

I CAME HOME LAST NIGHT AND HE HADN'T EVEN CLEANED THE GARAGE LIKE HE PROMISED.

I HAD TO PARK ON THE STREET!

TION, OR HAVE YOU FOUND A CLEVER WAY TO MAKE PEOPLE PAY TO LISTEN TO YOU COMPLAIN?

TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW YOU THINK I'M CLEVER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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