Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 9th May 2012

Dilbert//8425, first published fourteen years ago on Wednesday 9th May 2012

Tags

absurd assumptions forecast meetings revenue forecst

Official transcript

Coworker: And my revenue forecast says... Dilbert: Did you make any assumptions? Coworker: I made a lot of them. Dilbert: Then we don't believe your forecast. Coworker: Can I tell you about it anyway? Dilbert: Do whatever makes you feel less absurd.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AND MY REVENUE FORECAST SAYS...

DID YOU MAKE ANY ASSUMPTIONS?

I MADE A LOT OF THEM.

THEN WE DON'T BELIEVE YOUR FORECAST.

CAN I TELL YOU ABOUT IT ANYWAY?

DO WHATEVER MAKES YOU FEEL LESS ABSURD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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