Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 12th May 2012

Dilbert//8428, first published fourteen years ago on Saturday 12th May 2012

Tags

retail business sales drop retail stores self checkout dumb customers most shoplifted

Official transcript

Finance Troll: Our sales have dropped to zero in retail stores that have self-checkout. Apparently the people who are dumb enough to want our product are too dumb to know how to use the self-checkout. On a positive note, we have the most shoplifted product of the year. Boss: Yes!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR SALES HAVE DROPPED TO ZERO IN RETAIL STORES THAT HAVE SELF-CHECKOUT.

APPARENTLY THE PEOPLE WHO ARE DUMB ENOUGH TO WANT OUR PRODUCT ARE TOO DUMB TO KNOW HOW TO USE SELF- CHECKOUT.

ON A POSITIVE NOTE, WE HAVE THE MOST SHOPLIFTED PRODUCT OF THE YEAR.

YES!

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