Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 26th May 2012

Dilbert//8442, first published fourteen years ago on Saturday 26th May 2012

Tags

internet & world wide web decison emailed definition sarcasm internet technology

Official transcript

Dilbert: I need something called a "decision."

You might not know what that word means, so I emailed you a link to its definition. How did people do sarcasm before the internet? Wally: Maybe they didn't need to.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED SOMETHING CALLED A "DECISION." YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW WHAT THAT WORD MEANS, SO I EMAILED YOU A LINK TO ITS DEFINITION.

HOW DID PEOPLE DO SARCASM BEFORE THE INTERNET?

MAYBE THEY DIDN'T NEED TO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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