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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 1st June 2012

Dilbert//8448, first published fourteen years ago on Friday 1st June 2012


Tags

astrology furniture magic feng shui black magic voodoo psychic overbooked office design occult


Official transcript

Dilbert: The feng shui consultant you asked for is overbooked. But I found a guy who is heavily into astrology, black magic, and voodoo. Boss: Are you trying to tell me something? Dilbert: Ask him. He's also a psychic.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE FENG SHUI CONSULTANT YOU ASKED FOR IS OVERBOOKED.

BUT I FOUND A GUY WHO IS HEAVILY INTO ASTROLOGY, BLACK MAGIC, AND VOODOO.

ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME SOME THING?

ASK HIM.

HE'S ALSO PSYCHIC.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Feg Shut Consultant You Asked For Is Overbooked"

Summary:

  • A man, dressed as a wizard, enters an office and meets with a consultant.
  • The consultant is overbooked and asks the wizard to identify himself.
  • The wizard claims to be a specialist in astrology, black magic, and voodoo.
  • The consultant is skeptical and asks the wizard to prove his abilities.
  • The wizard attempts to demonstrate his powers, but the consultant remains unimpressed.
  • The wizard leaves, and the consultant reflects on the encounter.

Key Elements:

  • The comic strip features a humorous exchange between a wizard and a consultant.
  • The wizard's claims of expertise are met with skepticism by the consultant.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of pseudoscience and the gullibility of some people.

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