Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 1st June 2012

Dilbert//8448, first published fourteen years ago on Friday 1st June 2012

Tags

astrology furniture magic feng shui black magic voodoo psychic overbooked office design occult

Official transcript

Dilbert: The feng shui consultant you asked for is overbooked. But I found a guy who is heavily into astrology, black magic, and voodoo. Boss: Are you trying to tell me something? Dilbert: Ask him. He's also a psychic.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE FENG SHUI CONSULTANT YOU ASKED FOR IS OVERBOOKED.

BUT I FOUND A GUY WHO IS HEAVILY INTO ASTROLOGY, BLACK MAGIC, AND VOODOO.

ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME SOME THING?

ASK HIM.

HE'S ALSO PSYCHIC.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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