Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 5th June 2012

Dilbert//8452, first published fourteen years ago on Tuesday 5th June 2012

Tags

coffe lounge more vocal accomplishments bragging perfect substotute wind seat cushion

Official transcript

Dilbert: I think I need to be more vocal about my accomplishments. Wally: I've found that bragging is a perfect substitute for accomplishing stuff. Dilbert: I plan to do both. Wally: Wow. You are the wind beneath my seat cushion.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I THINK I NEED TO BE MORE VOCAL ABOUT MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS.

I'VE FOUND THAT BRAGGING IS A PERFECT SUBSTITUTE FOR ACCOMPLISHING STUFF.

I PLAN TO DO BOTH.

WOW. YOU ARE THE WIND BENEATH MY SEAT CUSHION

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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