Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 8th June 2012

Dilbert//8455, first published fourteen years ago on Friday 8th June 2012

Tags

birthdays collecting money birthday present acquaintance price chart used gum lint bent staples

Official transcript

Tina: I'm collecting money for Scott's birthday present. Dilbert: Let me check my acquaintance price chart to see what he's worth. Do you have change for used gum? Tina: Do you want it in lint or bent staples?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M COLLECTING MONEY FOR SCOTT'S BIRTHDAY PRESENT.

LET ME CHECK MY ACQUAINTANCE PRICE CHART TO SEE WHAT HE'S WORTH.

DO YOU HAVE CHANGE FOR USED GUM?

DO YOU WANT IT IN LINT OR BENT STAPLES?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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