Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 14th June 2012

Dilbert//8461, first published fourteen years ago on Thursday 14th June 2012

Tags

anger bad idea email hate meeting recommend changes bed ideas business

Official transcript

Coworker: Did you see my email with all of my recommended changes to your product? Dilbert: Yes. Everything you suggested is a bad idea, but I don't want to spend the rest of my life explaining why. Coworker: Now I hate you. Dilbert: All roads headed in that directions. All I did was take the shortest one.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DID YOU SEE MY EMAIL WITH ALL OF MY RECOMMENDED CHANGES TO YOUR PRODUCT?

YES. EVERYTHING YOU SUGGESTED IS A BAD IDEA, BUT I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE EXPLAINING WHY.

NOW I HATE YOU.

ALL ROADS HEADED IN THAT DIRECTION. ALL I DID WAS TAKE THE SHORTEST ONE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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