Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 19th June 2012

Dilbert//8466, first published fourteen years ago on Tuesday 19th June 2012

Tags

military policy missile program orphanage roof of orphange test missle elbonia

Official transcript

Elbonian: Our missile program is the pride of Elbonia! Yesterday we launched a test missile that went a hundred yards before ripping the roof off an orphanage. Dogbert: You test your missiles near orphans? Elbonian: What are the odds they'd be unlucky three times?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR MISSILE PROGRAM IS THE PRIDE OF ELBONIA!

YESTERDAY WE LAUNCHED A TEST MISSILE THAT WENT A HUNDRED YARDS BEFORE RIPPING THE ROOF OFF AN ORPHANAGE.

YOU TEST YOUR MISSILES NEAR ORPHANS?

WHAT ARE THE ODDS THEY'D BE UNLUCKY THREE TIMES?

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