Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 1st July 2012

Dilbert//8478, first published fourteen years ago on Sunday 1st July 2012

Tags

extensive plastic surgery face gadgets information services office equipment swine to log on

Official transcript

Mordac: I am Mordac, the preventer of information services. Dilbert: I know. We've worked together for years. Mordac: And it still sounds awesome when I say it. Anyway, I up-graded our network security to include facial recognition. Your temporary password is this face. You'll need extensive plastic surgery to log on the first time. Dilbert: You've gone too far, Mordac! I will escalate this! Boss: I wish we'd had this conversation a week ago.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I AM MORDAC, THE PREVENTER OF INFORMATION SERVICES I KNOW. WE'VE WORKED TOGETHER FOR YEARS.

AND IT STILL SOUNDS AWESOME WHEN I SAY IT.

ANYWAY, I UPGRADED OUR NETWORK SECURITY TO INCLUDE FACIAL RECOGNITION YOUR TEMPORARY PASSWORD IS THIS FACE.

YOULL NEED EXTENSIVE PLASTIC SURGERY TO LOG ON THE FIRST TIME.

YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR, MORDAC! I WILL ESCALATE THIS!

I WISH WE'D HAD THIS CONVERSATION A WEEK AGO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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