Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 1st July 2012

Dilbert//8478, first published fourteen years ago on Sunday 1st July 2012

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extensive plastic surgery face gadgets information services office equipment swine to log on

Official transcript

Mordac: I am Mordac, the preventer of information services. Dilbert: I know. We've worked together for years. Mordac: And it still sounds awesome when I say it. Anyway, I up-graded our network security to include facial recognition. Your temporary password is this face. You'll need extensive plastic surgery to log on the first time. Dilbert: You've gone too far, Mordac! I will escalate this! Boss: I wish we'd had this conversation a week ago.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I AM MORDAC, THE PREVENTER OF INFORMATION SERVICES I KNOW. WE'VE WORKED TOGETHER FOR YEARS.

AND IT STILL SOUNDS AWESOME WHEN I SAY IT.

ANYWAY, I UPGRADED OUR NETWORK SECURITY TO INCLUDE FACIAL RECOGNITION YOUR TEMPORARY PASSWORD IS THIS FACE.

YOULL NEED EXTENSIVE PLASTIC SURGERY TO LOG ON THE FIRST TIME.

YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR, MORDAC! I WILL ESCALATE THIS!

I WISH WE'D HAD THIS CONVERSATION A WEEK AGO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Mordac's Network Security"

Summary:

The comic strip features Mordac, the IT department's "preventer of information services," discussing network security with Dilbert. Mordac reveals that he has worked together with the company for years and has upgraded their network security to include facial recognition.

However, Dilbert is skeptical and requests a temporary password to log in for the first time. Mordac provides a password with a face on it, which Dilbert finds amusing. Dilbert then escalates the conversation, expressing his desire to have had this conversation a week ago.

The comic strip humorously highlights the challenges of implementing new security measures and the frustration that can come with them.

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