Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 14th July 2012

Dilbert//8491, first published fourteen years ago on Saturday 14th July 2012

Tags

banking deposit bank waste it hedging strategies honesty is refreshing money

Official transcript

Bank Teller: Thanks for the deposit, sucker! We plan to waste it on complicated hedging strategies that we don't even understand. Dilbert: Your honesty is refreshing. Bank Teller: Thanks, but it makes cross-selling harder.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THANKS FOR THE DEPOSIT, SUCKER!

WE PLAN TO WASTE IT ON COMPLICATED HEDGING STRATEGIES THAT WE DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND.

YOUR HONESTY IS REFRESHING.

THANKS, BUT IT MAKES CROSS- SELLING HARDER...

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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