Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 20th July 2012

Dilbert//8497, first published fourteen years ago on Friday 20th July 2012

Tags

competitors gadgets motorcycle smartphone threat worlds greatest

Official transcript

Dilbert: I've created the world's greatest smartphone. Boss: Wow. This is so amazing that I'll need to kill you so our competitors never learn how to imitate it. Dilbert: Or you could give me a huge bonus. Boss: Okay, sure. I'll have a guy on a motorcycle attach it to your car.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE CREATED THE WORLD'S GREATEST SMARTPHONE.

WOW. THIS IS SO AMAZING THAT I'LL NEED TO KILL YOU SO OUR COMPETITORS NEVER LEARN HOW TO IMITATE IT.

OR YOU COULD GIVE ME A HUGE BONUS.

OKAY, SURE.

I'LL HAVE A GUY ON A MOTORCYCLE ATTACH IT TO YOUR CAR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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