Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 20th July 2012

Dilbert//8497, first published fourteen years ago on Friday 20th July 2012

Tags

competitors gadgets motorcycle smartphone threat worlds greatest

Official transcript

Dilbert: I've created the world's greatest smartphone. Boss: Wow. This is so amazing that I'll need to kill you so our competitors never learn how to imitate it. Dilbert: Or you could give me a huge bonus. Boss: Okay, sure. I'll have a guy on a motorcycle attach it to your car.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE CREATED THE WORLD'S GREATEST SMARTPHONE.

WOW. THIS IS SO AMAZING THAT I'LL NEED TO KILL YOU SO OUR COMPETITORS NEVER LEARN HOW TO IMITATE IT.

OR YOU COULD GIVE ME A HUGE BONUS.

OKAY, SURE.

I'LL HAVE A GUY ON A MOTORCYCLE ATTACH IT TO YOUR CAR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and frustration with his office job. The title of this comic strip is "A Huge Bonus."

Key Elements:

• Dilbert's boss asks him to kill his competitors by imitating their product.
• Dilbert is skeptical and requests a bonus for attaching a motorcycle to his car.
• The boss agrees to the bonus, highlighting Dilbert's cunning and sarcasm.

Humor and Commentary:

• The comic strip pokes fun at the corporate world and the absurdity of office politics.
• Dilbert's response showcases his cleverness and ability to navigate the challenges of his job.

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