Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 31st July 2012

Dilbert//8508, first published fourteen years ago on Tuesday 31st July 2012

Tags

managers & supervisors multitasking ignorant bafoon coffee authority business

Official transcript

Carol: I can't finish everything today. Boss: Try multitasking. Carol: Multitasking? Is that like being an ignorant baboon and drinking coffee at the same time? Boss: I missed what you said because I was drinking coffee.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAN'T FINISH EVERYTHING TODAY.

TRY MULTITASKING.

MULTITASKING?

IS THAT LIKE BEING AN IGNORANT BABOON AND DRINKING COFFEE AT THE SAME TIME?

I MISSED WHAT YOU SAID BECAUSE I WAS DRINKING COFFEE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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