Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 2nd August 2012

Dilbert//8510, first published fourteen years ago on Thursday 2nd August 2012

Tags

big business executives profits down increased compensation incentive feel underpaid

Official transcript

CEO: Profits are way down, but don't worry your little heads about it. The board increased my annual compensation to $60 million. Now I finally have an incentive to do a good job! Un-oh. I'd better hurry because I'm already starting to feel underpaid again.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

PROFITS ARE WAY DOWN, BUT DON'T WORRY YOUR LITTLE HEADS ABOUT IT.

THE BOARD INCREASED MY ANNUAL COMPENSATION TO $60 MILLION.

NOW I FINALLY HAVE AN INCENTIVE TO DO A GOOD JOB!

UH-OH. I'D BETTER HURRY BECAUSE I'M ALREADY STARTING TO FEEL UNDERPAID AGAIN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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