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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 4th August 2012

Dilbert//8512, first published fourteen years ago on Saturday 4th August 2012


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beverages water restroom bottled water sink water bring cup


Official transcript

Dilbert: Before we start, can I offer you a cup of water from our restroom sink? We can't afford bottled water. Customer: Okay, sure. I'll have a cup of sink water. Dilbert: That brings us to the awkward part: did you happen to bring a cup?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

BEFORE WE START, CAN I OFFER YOU A CUP OF WATER FROM OUR RESTROOM SINK?

WE CAN'T AFFORD BOTTLED WATER.

OKAY, SURE.

I'LL HAVE A CUP OF SINK WATER.

THAT BRINGS US TO THE AWKWARD PART: DID YOU HAPPEN TO BRING A CUP?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Awkward Water Offer"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive appearance, sitting at a conference table. He initiates a conversation with his colleagues, asking if they would like a cup of water from the restroom sink. However, his colleagues decline, citing the unaffordability of bottled water. Dilbert then offers to bring them a cup of sink water, which leads to an awkward moment when one of his colleagues asks if he will bring a cup.

The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of the situation and the awkwardness that can arise when trying to offer something as simple as a cup of water in a professional setting.

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