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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 4th August 2012

Dilbert//8512, first published fourteen years ago on Saturday 4th August 2012


Tags

beverages water restroom bottled water sink water bring cup


Official transcript

Dilbert: Before we start, can I offer you a cup of water from our restroom sink? We can't afford bottled water. Customer: Okay, sure. I'll have a cup of sink water. Dilbert: That brings us to the awkward part: did you happen to bring a cup?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

BEFORE WE START, CAN I OFFER YOU A CUP OF WATER FROM OUR RESTROOM SINK?

WE CAN'T AFFORD BOTTLED WATER.

OKAY, SURE.

I'LL HAVE A CUP OF SINK WATER.

THAT BRINGS US TO THE AWKWARD PART: DID YOU HAPPEN TO BRING A CUP?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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