Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 10th August 2012

Dilbert//8518, first published fourteen years ago on Friday 10th August 2012

Tags

cruelty office workers unpaid intern resort fee work experience zips eyeholes leather hood

Official transcript

Tina: Are you the new upaid intern? Coworker: No, but that's what I aspire to be. I'm merely an intern to another intern. And I pay a resort fee just to use the restroom. Tina: At least you get valuable work experience. Coworker: Until he zips the eyeholes on the leather hood I wear in meetings.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ARE YOU THE NEW UNPAID INTERN?

NO, BUT THAT'S WHAT I ASPIRE TO BE.

I'M MERELY AN INTERN TO ANOTHER INTERN. AND I PAY A RESORT FEE JUST TO USE THE RESTROOM.

AT LEAST YOU GET VALUABLE WORK EXPERIENCE.

UNTIL HE ZIPS THE EYEHOLES ON THE LEATHER HOOD I WEAR IN MEETINGS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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