Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 10th August 2012

Dilbert//8518, first published fourteen years ago on Friday 10th August 2012

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cruelty office workers unpaid intern resort fee work experience zips eyeholes leather hood

Official transcript

Tina: Are you the new upaid intern? Coworker: No, but that's what I aspire to be. I'm merely an intern to another intern. And I pay a resort fee just to use the restroom. Tina: At least you get valuable work experience. Coworker: Until he zips the eyeholes on the leather hood I wear in meetings.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ARE YOU THE NEW UNPAID INTERN?

NO, BUT THAT'S WHAT I ASPIRE TO BE.

I'M MERELY AN INTERN TO ANOTHER INTERN. AND I PAY A RESORT FEE JUST TO USE THE RESTROOM.

AT LEAST YOU GET VALUABLE WORK EXPERIENCE.

UNTIL HE ZIPS THE EYEHOLES ON THE LEATHER HOOD I WEAR IN MEETINGS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Intern's Aspiration"

Summary:

The comic strip features an exchange between an unpaid intern and a woman who inquires about his aspirations. The intern responds that he aspires to be the woman's intern, and she agrees to pay him a resort fee to use the restroom. The intern then reveals that he will only wear the leather hood from her jacket in meetings, until he zips it on. The strip humorously highlights the intern's unusual aspirations and the woman's willingness to accommodate them.

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