Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 15th August 2012

Dilbert//8523, first published fourteen years ago on Wednesday 15th August 2012

Tags

business ethics mergers & acquisitions google 100 million engineers jump ship ceo buy out

Official transcript

CEO: Google offered to buy our company for $100 million just to get our engineers. Dilbert: Huh. I wonder if I can convince the other engineers to jump ship today and share $100 million amongst us. CEO: What did he just say? Dilbert: Nothing. Just thinking out loud.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

GOOGLE OFFERED TO BUY OUR COMPANY FOR #100 MILLION JUST TO GET OUR ENGINEERS!

HUH. I WONDER IF I CAN CONVINCE THE OTHER ENGINEERS TO JUMP SHIP TODAY AND SHARE #100 MILLION AMONGST US.

WHAT DID HE JUST SAY?

NOTHING.

JUST THINKING OUT LOUD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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