Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 20th August 2012

Dilbert//8528, first published fourteen years ago on Monday 20th August 2012

Tags

work ethic positive feedback negative feedback motivates givernment rectangular paper

Official transcript

Boss: How do you feel when I give you positive feedback? Alice: Underpaid. Boss: How do you feel when I give you negative feedback? Alice: Underappreciated. Boss: Then what motivates you? Alice: The government makes rectangular pieces of paper.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HOW DO YOU FEEL WHEN I GIVE YOU POSITIVE FEEDBACK?

UNDERPAID.

HOW DO YOU FEEL WHEN I GIVE YOU NEGATIVE FEEDBACK?

UNDER - APPRECI- ATED.

THEN WHAT VATES YOU?

THE GOVERNMENT MAKES RECTANGULAR PIECES OF PAPER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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