Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 31st August 2012

Dilbert//8539, first published fourteen years ago on Friday 31st August 2012

Tags

career plan daughter trophy wife blind guy visual performing arts

Open source transcript

ALICE, THIS IS MY DAUGHTER. HER CAREER PLAN IS TO BECOME A TROPHY WIFE FOR A BLIND GUY.

AND BY THAT HE MEANS HE'S NOT HAPPY THAT I'M MAJORING IN VISUAL AND PERFORMING ARTS.

IM HAVING A REAL HARD TIME CHOOSING SIDES ON THIS ONE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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