Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 5th September 2012

Dilbert//8544, first published fourteen years ago on Wednesday 5th September 2012

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dating engineers framework allow construction large scale analytical queries unstructured data relationships

Official transcript

Woman: So, what do you do for a living? Dilbert: I'm working on a framework to allow construction of large-scale analytical queries on unstructured data. Woman: I'm a little turned on by that. Dilbert: Settle down. It's just a framework.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SO, WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING?

IM WORKING ON A FRAMEWORK TO ALLOW CONSTRUCTION OF LARGE-SCALE ANALYTICAL QUERIES ON UNSTRUCTURED DATA.

IM A LITTLE TURNED ON BY THAT.

SETTLE DOWN. IT'S JUST A FRAMEWORK.

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