Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 13th September 2012

Dilbert//8552, first published fourteen years ago on Thursday 13th September 2012

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rich people stock market victims insider training victimless crime rose bushes gardner money

Official transcript

CEO: I did some insider trading and totally got away with it. It felt great! It was a victimless crime so I feel no guilt whatsoever. Dogbert: Do you know what victimless means? CEO: Yes. It's like the time I strangled my gardener for overwatering the rose bushes. Dogbert: I see the problem.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DID SOME INSIDER TRADING AND TOTALLY GOT AWAY WITH IT.

IT FELT GREAT!

IT WAS A VICTIMLESS CRIME SO I FEEL NO GUILT WHATSOEVER.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT VICTIMLESS MEANS?

YES. IT'S LIKE THE TIME I STRANGLED MY GARDENER FOR OVER - WATERING THE ROSE BUSHES.

I SEE THE PROBLEM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Victimless Crime"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and corporate struggles. In this strip, he discusses a "victimless crime" with his coworkers, which involves overwatering his rose bushes. The conversation highlights Dilbert's unique perspective on the situation, showcasing his dry humor and ability to find irony in everyday life.

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