Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 13th September 2012

Dilbert//8552, first published fourteen years ago on Thursday 13th September 2012

Tags

rich people stock market victims insider training victimless crime rose bushes gardner money

Official transcript

CEO: I did some insider trading and totally got away with it. It felt great! It was a victimless crime so I feel no guilt whatsoever. Dogbert: Do you know what victimless means? CEO: Yes. It's like the time I strangled my gardener for overwatering the rose bushes. Dogbert: I see the problem.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DID SOME INSIDER TRADING AND TOTALLY GOT AWAY WITH IT.

IT FELT GREAT!

IT WAS A VICTIMLESS CRIME SO I FEEL NO GUILT WHATSOEVER.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT VICTIMLESS MEANS?

YES. IT'S LIKE THE TIME I STRANGLED MY GARDENER FOR OVER - WATERING THE ROSE BUSHES.

I SEE THE PROBLEM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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