Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 15th September 2012

Dilbert//8554, first published fourteen years ago on Saturday 15th September 2012

Tags

celebrities wealth money manager dumb celebrities pay close attention money invested protect money money

Official transcript

Dogbert: I've decided to become a money manager for dumb celebrities. Celebrities don't pay close attention to where their money is invested, or who is stealing it. Dilbert: So you plan to help them protect their money? Dogbert: That would be one way to play it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE DECIDED TO BECOME A MONEY MANAGER FOR DUMB CELEBRITIES.

CELEBRITIES DON'T PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO WHERE THEIR MONEY IS INVESTED, OR WHO IS STEALING IT.

SO YOU PLAN TO HELP THEM PROTECT THEIR MONEY?

THAT WOULD BE ONE WAY TO PLAY IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Art of Money Management"

Summary:

This Dilbert comic strip humorously explores the concept of celebrity wealth management. The storyline unfolds as follows:

• Pointy Hat, a character resembling a CEO, decides to become a money manager for "dumb celebrities."
• He explains that celebrities often lack attention to their investments, making them vulnerable to theft or poor financial decisions.
• Pointy Hat proposes a unique approach: instead of directly managing the celebrities' money, he suggests helping them protect it from theft.
• This strategy allows him to maintain control while appearing to assist the celebrities in safeguarding their assets.

The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of exploiting others' lack of financial acumen for personal gain, highlighting the complexities of wealth management and the motivations behind certain business decisions.

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