Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 18th September 2012

Dilbert//8557, first published fourteen years ago on Tuesday 18th September 2012

Tags

business ethics interviews career goals 80 hours a week below - market compensation

Official transcript

Interviewee: But enough about me. How can I help you achieve your career goals? Boss: You could work 80 hours a week for below-market compensation. Interviewee: I did not see that coming. Boss: Good. I need employees who can't see it coming. You're hired. Job interview

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

JOB INTERVIEW BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME. HOW CAN I HELP YOU ACHIEVE YOUR CAREER GOALS?

YOU COULD WORK 80 HOURS A WEEK FOR BELOW-MARKET COMPENSATION I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING.

GOOD. I NEED EMPLOYEES WHO CAN'T SEE IT COMING.

YOU'RE HIRED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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