Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 6th October 2012

Dilbert//8575, first published fourteen years ago on Saturday 6th October 2012

Tags

business ethics executives poor persons ceo morality test new tech fracking grinding porr people high pressure shale

Official transcript

Dogbert: Imagine I invented a new technology for fracking. It involves grinding poor people into a slurry and pumping it into shale at high pressure. Do you see any problems with that? CEO: Not enough shale! CEO Morality Test

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CEO MORALITY TEST IMAGINE I INVENTED A NEW TECHNOLOGY FOR FRACKING.

IT INVOLVES GRINDING POOR PEOPLE INTO A SLURRY AND PUMPING IT INTO SHALE AT HIGH PRESSURE.

DO YOU SEE ANY PROBLEM WITH THAT?

NOT ENOUGH SHALE!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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