Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 9th October 2012

Dilbert//8578, first published fourteen years ago on Tuesday 9th October 2012

Tags

annoyance engineers loud howard topper hatred passive aggressive

Official transcript

Boss: I'm putting you on a project with Loud Howard, Topper and the new guy who loves the sound of his own voice. Dilbert: Is it because you hate me? Boss: Not at all. It's because I hate the other three guys.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M PUTTING YOU ON A PROJECT WITH LOUD HOWARD, TOPPER, AND THE NEW GUY WHO LOVES THE SOUND OF HIS OWN VOICE.

IS IT BECAUSE YOU HATE ME?

NOT AT ALL.

IT'S BECAUSE I HATE THE OTHER THREE GUYS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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