Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 9th October 2012

Dilbert//8578, first published fourteen years ago on Tuesday 9th October 2012

Tags

annoyance engineers loud howard topper hatred passive aggressive

Official transcript

Boss: I'm putting you on a project with Loud Howard, Topper and the new guy who loves the sound of his own voice. Dilbert: Is it because you hate me? Boss: Not at all. It's because I hate the other three guys.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M PUTTING YOU ON A PROJECT WITH LOUD HOWARD, TOPPER, AND THE NEW GUY WHO LOVES THE SOUND OF HIS OWN VOICE.

IS IT BECAUSE YOU HATE ME?

NOT AT ALL.

IT'S BECAUSE I HATE THE OTHER THREE GUYS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Hate Me?"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, standing in front of a computer and speaking to a man in a suit.
• Dilbert is holding a megaphone and addressing the man, saying, "I'm putting you on a project with Loud Howard, Topper, and the new guy who loves the sound of his own voice."
• The man in the suit responds, "Is it because you hate me?"
• Dilbert replies, "Not at all. It's because I hate the other three guys."
• The comic strip is a humorous commentary on office politics and the challenges of working with difficult colleagues.

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