Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 17th November 2012

Dilbert//8617, first published fourteen years ago on Saturday 17th November 2012

Tags

executives honesty low margins make money extended warrantees idiots forgetful take advantage

Official transcript

CEO: Our margins are so low that we gave up trying to make money that way. Now we make all of our money selling extended warranties to idiots who will forget they bought them. Woot-woot! Guess what the margin on that is! Ha ha! Dilbert: It's okay. We don't let him connect to the outside. CEO Investor Call

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CEO INVESTOR CALL OUR MARGINS ARE SO LOW THAT WE GAVE UP TRYING TO MAKE MONEY THAT WAY.

NOW WE MAKE ALL OF OUR MONEY SELLING EXTENDED WARRANTIES TO IDIOTS WHO WILL FORGET THEY BOUGHT THEM. WOOT-WOOT!

GUESS WHAT THE MARGIN ON THAT IS!

!

IT'S OKAY.

WE DON'T LET HIM CONNECT TO THE OUTSIDE.

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