Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 12th December 2012

Dilbert//8642, first published fourteen years ago on Wednesday 12th December 2012

Tags

sleeping & waking up famous genouses sleep 4 hours sleep correlation oversleeper causation health

Official transcript

Boss: Some of the most famous geniuses in the world slept only four hours per night. I'm doing four hours a night too because you know what they say: correlation is the same thing as causation. Dilbert: No one says that. Boss: Oh, right. And I should take the word of an oversleeper.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SOME OF THE MOST FAMOUS GENIUSES IN THE WORLD SLEPT ONLY FOUR HOURS PER NIGHT.

I'M DOING FOUR HOURS A NIGHT TOO BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY: CORRELATION IS THE SAME THING AS CAUSATION NO ONE SAYS THAT.

OH, RIGHT.

AND I SHOULD TAKE THE WORD OF AN OVERSLEEPER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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