Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 25th January 2013

Dilbert//8686, first published thirteen years ago on Friday 25th January 2013

Tags

conversation engineers paternity leave hopsital hesitate to ask not helpful

Official transcript

Coworker: I assigned three more engineers to help on your project. One is on paternity leave, one is in the hospital, and one doesn't start for another month. If there's anything else you need, please hesitate to ask.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I ASSIGNED THREE MORE ENGINEERS TO HELP ON YOUR PROJECT.

ONE IS ON PATERNITY LEAVE, ONE IS IN THE HOSPITAL, AND ONE DOESN'T START FOR ANOTHER MONTH.

IF THERE'S ANYTHING ELSE YOU NEED, PLEASE HESITATE TO ASK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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