Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 28th January 2013

Dilbert//8689, first published thirteen years ago on Monday 28th January 2013

Tags

conversation software changes reflexively disagree reasonable

Official transcript

Dilbert: Did you make the software changes I suggested? Coworker: No, because I reflexively disagree with ever suggestion that anyone ever makes. Dilbert: You're very reasonable. Coworker: No, I'm a total jer... wait, what did you just do there?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DID YOU MAKE THE SOFTWARE CHANGES I SUGGESTED?

NO, BECAUSE I REFLEXIVELY DISAGREE WITH EVERY SUGGESTION THAT ANYONE EVER MAKES.

YOU'RE VERY REASONABLE.

NO, I'M A TOTAL JER.

WAIT, WHAT DID YOU JUST DO THERE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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