Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 2nd February 2013

Dilbert//8694, first published thirteen years ago on Saturday 2nd February 2013

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Tags

death & dying internet & world wide web extreme sports basejump space station machine learning inetrnational

Official transcript

Computer: Based on your internet history, you might be dumb enough to enjoy extreme sports. Click here to buy a ticket to base jump from the International Space Station. Boss: I think the internet is trying to kill me. Dilbert: We call it "machine learning."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

BASED ON YOUR INTERNET HISTORY, YOU MIGHT BE DUMB ENOUGH TO ENJOY EXTREME SPORTS.

CLICK HERE TO BUY A TICKET TO BASE JUMP FROM THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION.

I THINK THE INTERNET IS TRYING TO KILL ME.

WE CALL IT "MACHINE LEARNING."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Machine Learning"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with black hair, sitting at his desk. He is shown to be frustrated with his internet history, which has led to him being bombarded with advertisements for extreme sports.

The first panel shows Dilbert at his desk, looking at his computer screen with a mixture of confusion and annoyance.
The second panel reveals that he has clicked on a link to buy a ticket to base jump from the International Space Station, despite having no experience or training in extreme sports.
The third panel shows Dilbert talking to his boss, who is holding a tablet and looking at him with a mixture of concern and amusement.
The boss says, "We call it 'machine learning,'" implying that the internet has learned to target Dilbert's interests based on his browsing history.
Dilbert responds, "I think the internet is trying to kill me."

Overall:

The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that the internet can be overwhelming and unpredictable, and that it can sometimes lead us down paths we never intended to take. It also highlights the potential dangers of relying too heavily on technology and not being mindful of our own actions and decisions.

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