Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 2nd February 2013

Dilbert//8694, first published thirteen years ago on Saturday 2nd February 2013

Tags

death & dying internet & world wide web extreme sports basejump space station machine learning inetrnational

Official transcript

Computer: Based on your internet history, you might be dumb enough to enjoy extreme sports. Click here to buy a ticket to base jump from the International Space Station. Boss: I think the internet is trying to kill me. Dilbert: We call it "machine learning."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

BASED ON YOUR INTERNET HISTORY, YOU MIGHT BE DUMB ENOUGH TO ENJOY EXTREME SPORTS.

CLICK HERE TO BUY A TICKET TO BASE JUMP FROM THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION.

I THINK THE INTERNET IS TRYING TO KILL ME.

WE CALL IT "MACHINE LEARNING."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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