Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 13th February 2013

Dilbert//8705, first published thirteen years ago on Wednesday 13th February 2013

Tags

fantasy emotional connection fantasizing

Official transcript

CEO: We need to form an emotional connection with our customers. Wally: Does fantasizing count? CEO: Trade seats with me. Wally: I'm doing it right now.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE NEED TO FORM AN EMOTIONAL CONNECTION WITH OUR CUSTOMERS.

DOES FANTA- 512ING COUNT?

TRADE SEATS WITH .

IM DOING IT RIGHT NOW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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