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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 13th February 2013

Dilbert//8705, first published thirteen years ago on Wednesday 13th February 2013


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fantasy emotional connection fantasizing


Official transcript

CEO: We need to form an emotional connection with our customers. Wally: Does fantasizing count? CEO: Trade seats with me. Wally: I'm doing it right now.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE NEED TO FORM AN EMOTIONAL CONNECTION WITH OUR CUSTOMERS.

DOES FANTA- 512ING COUNT?

TRADE SEATS WITH .

IM DOING IT RIGHT NOW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Fantasizing Count"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and workplace frustrations.
  • In this strip, Dilbert is shown sitting at a conference table with his colleagues, who are engaged in a discussion about the importance of forming emotional connections with customers.
  • Dilbert's response is to ask if they have reached a "fantasizing count," implying that he is more interested in daydreaming about his work than in actually interacting with customers.
  • The strip pokes fun at the corporate culture of prioritizing customer relationships over employee well-being and creativity.
  • Dilbert's deadpan humor and relatable commentary on office life make this comic strip a humorous and entertaining read.

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