Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 18th February 2013

Dilbert//8710, first published thirteen years ago on Monday 18th February 2013

Tags

laziness sense of urgency energy pretend to work fake urgency vague goals health

Official transcript

Boss: We need to have a sense of urgency. Wally: I use most of my energy pretending to work, but I can add a layer of fake urgency if you really need it. Boss: What? Wally: I gotta go! I have vague goals to achieve!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE NEED TO HAVE A SENSE OF URGENCY.

I USE MOST OF MY ENERGY PRETENDING TO WORK, BUT I CAN ADD A LAYER OF FAKE URGENCY IF YOU REALLY NEED IT.

WHAT?

I GOTTA GO!

I HAVE VAGUE GOALS TO ACHIEVE!

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